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May. 6th, 2008 | 06:21 am
mood: bouncybouncy
music: 1,000,000 - NIN

New NIN, Seriously, This is like..... epic win. Of all time. Ever

Christ, I've been a NIN fan for a while, a long while, and now finally Releases are coming thick and fast! Halo 27 - The Slip! For Mother-cocking free, "This ones on me" - Trent.
2nd track in, and its already shaping up to be back on form.

EDIT: 2nd complete playthough and its truly amazing, BRAVO Trent!
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ITS MY TIME ITS MY TIME

Apr. 16th, 2008 | 01:28 pm

The Epicness of this video is too much for anyone.



Also Charlie Brooker is making a Horror show for E4. ANYONE ELSE GOT A RAGING ERECTION ABOUT THAT?!

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Heres something EVERYONE can enjoy!

Feb. 28th, 2008 | 01:01 pm
music: Sunday Bloody Sunday - Saul Williams

ENJOY EVERYONE

I wonder if any of you lot can make it to the end?
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Screenwipe is BACK

Oct. 17th, 2007 | 10:25 am
mood: amusedamused

And I've already missed 3 episodes! Just downloaded Episode 4 and its just as amazing and witty as always, with Matt Berrys REAL voice!
On Supersweet 16 and Party as a Verb "There the sort of dribbling unpardonable cretins who use the word Party as a verb and when I'm in charge and establish my Reich those people are going to be punished *Cuts to shot of guy yelling party, before being punched*, as will anyone who breaks wind for comic effect, men who wear flat caps, anyone who thinks the comic sans typeface acceptable and Capricorns, Dunno why I'm picking on them actually, I'm probably drunk with power"
Tuesdays at 10 on BBC sodding 4, Why isn't this on BBC2 or BBC1 in place of Holby City?

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Hell yeahs!

Sep. 28th, 2007 | 02:52 pm
mood: tiredtired
music: NIN - The Hand that feeds

Right, taking a small (6 min) break from Halo 3, to post this rather odd video from The NIN Hotline.

In case you don't know that song it goes a little something like this

(Oh for the Guitar Hero nuts who read this, This is going to be in Rock Band :D)
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Thanks Sony!

Sep. 22nd, 2007 | 05:20 am
mood: tiredtired

As I've just read over at the rather excellent UKResistance, Sony have really messed up and its proved so funny, I'd thought I'd post a link.
Oh here, have the best one on the page:
"Simply not good enough. The Delaystation3 is beyond a joke, delays, more delays, no news or information from Sony, poor ports of games. The store is substandard at best, you are trying to con us into buying aged PS1 games for a second time. The so called console seller Hevenly Sword was in my opinion a step backward in gaming. I am not at all happy with this situation or this console. I cannot believe Sony have treated loyal customers in this way."
To think, I almost didn't get a 360! Thanks Sony! for giving me a good chuckle before sleep.  
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Oh noes :(

Sep. 16th, 2007 | 06:08 pm

I sucked off a donkey yesterday.  It tastes funny in my mouth and my arse hurts.

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Thanks ITV!

Aug. 21st, 2007 | 08:28 pm
mood: amusedamused

The Program Undercover mum has so far taught me that Children make shit spys (not that Spykids didn't already teach me that,) and that Cameras can explode in handbags when ordering food at a spoons.
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An Open Idea to ITV

Aug. 20th, 2007 | 12:30 pm
mood: aggravatedaggravated
music: SUPERMARKET SWEEP!

I'm sitting here watching the TV's equivalent to Kiwk-Save (Supermarket Sweep, if you haven't realized, oh sorry, "DALE'S Supermarket Sweep") and have realized some glaringly obvious things to make it 10 times better (Somewhere in the Morrisons category of TV quiz shows based in a supermarket)
Point one: Make it Ghetto, You heard me, get a crazed black man who looks like Fiffy Cent to chase around the contestants around with a .45, It'd add a much needed sense of Drama to the show, and ITV could open up a Premium rate phone line to guess who is going to get "a cap in da ass" (I would personally love this, to hear Dale Win-ton say "Cap in da ass".) They could re-name the show to show how down with the kids they are, call it "Supermarket Ghetto Sweep" just to show how in touch the producers are with the kids.

Point two: The shop, why normal products? Its god-damned-tv-land! Make them pick up full sized HD tv set's, Weights, Midgets in Cellophane, there dignity shown in real form by life sized mannequins filled with custard. I'd love to see Jill from Bolton trying to shove herself into a trolly weeping as the Custard ruins her perm.

Point three: Dale himself, get him to present the show whilst beating up a OAP, it'd go with his usual hard gay biker look he sometimes sports, plus it go great with the new title.

Point four: Do you remember Snorlax from the first Pokemon games? Well how about that? Vanessa Felps sat in the middle of the aisle eating her way through a different set of Shelves each week, blocking the way. If they attempt to get past her, she could swing wildly at the Trolly ruining there shop and making point two even better. Hell tie it in with the Premium rate phone line for a "Where's Felpzy?" style game and bam! Instant cash!

Point five: The breaks adverts, don't advertise random stuff in the middle of it (I know its target audience is middle aged house wives and alcoholics who are just getting up) but come on! Advertise some really strange stuff in there, Badger Catchers, Bill Oddies Taxidermy guide, 100 best CPU Fans VOL 45!, Some kids program with flashing colours and bouncing heads.

Point six: the inflatables, go on just be stupid with them, a giant inflatable cock, a Sheep with no eyes, a robot with a picture of Harold Shipman on the front. The possibility are infinite.

If they implment most of these points, I BET with in a week it would be the most watched show by people with nothing better to do than watch the Old and Crazed running away from a .45 whilst dodging Felpzy and shoving a pair of Dumbbells into a trolly. Instant win!
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HELLLLLLLL YEAH!

Jul. 15th, 2007 | 01:41 am
mood: annoyedannoyed
music: KICK START MY HEART!

Only a few more days left and I have the damned internet back! Finally I can continue forcing others into making great Gomedy Cold.
Since the internet is only here for DRAMAS! And other such things that should be in FULL CAPITAL LETTERS! With BIG !S EVERYWHERE! Here is something that does just that.


Destroy Vent morons.

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